Living in a world where holy ritual of prayer is used to gain followers and likes but not heal the ill and help the homeless. Distorted morals. Dubious actions. Desolate futures. Headed for oblivion. Advertisements Continue reading Blessed
To send nudes or not to send nudes? That is the question. So let me start off by saying there is a difference between solicited and unsolicited nudes. So rule one, do not send unsolicited. Speaking from the perspective of someone who has received an array of dick pics from strangers in foreign countries via say, Facebook messenger to friends who thought the line between … Continue reading Naked for the ‘gram?
DISCLAIMER: I am single and have been for like a hundred years. My hobbies, next to eating include: posting on my Instagram, ranting, scrolling through my feed and involuntarily seventh wheeling. PRO TIP: The best way to third wheel is to take the photographs that way you don’t have to hold the umbrella. It’s crazy how much happier a relationship seems in front of a … Continue reading #CoupleGoals
Coochie, poon, hoohah, cherry, nana, Pandora’s box, pole hole, pink portal, cookie, cock sock, snatch, pussy, twat, holy grail, Nortorious V.A.G., no-no square, call it what you may but I think you have already guessed that we are going to say hello to my little friend, the vagina. In the day and age where sex happening everywher and as frequently as Diddy is poppin’ bottles … Continue reading Poontang 101
From birth the aim if the game is to grow up. Yet I think we’re made to grow up too quickly. How often does one hear “too young to have sex” “too young to be in love” “too young to know that” “too young to be gay” “too young too drink” yet people make sex, drinking, partying, knowledge of particular “things” the standard of “adulthood” … Continue reading Growing up seems fun until it happens
I grew up watching the films about daddy’s little princess and though rolling around in the mud and playing sport made me no princess I never stopped wishing I’d see that pride in your eyes. As the years went by the dreams faded into memories and failed wishes. You were physically present yet absent when it counted the most. Our silence bore more emotion than … Continue reading Happy Father’s Day
Sex! Mm… I would like to believe that every person that is sexually active wants to engage in pleasurable sex. It is a given that every individual has their preferences thus making every sexual encounter a unique one. With experience comes a degree of sexual confidence and when coupled with communication will more than likely lead to great sex. However, the aspect of performance comes … Continue reading “Getting brain in the library because I love knowledge.” – Kanye West