Naked for the ‘gram?

To send nudes or not to send nudes? That is the question. So let me start off by saying there is a difference between solicited and unsolicited nudes. So rule one, do not send unsolicited. Speaking from the perspective of someone who has received an array of dick pics from strangers in foreign countries via say, Facebook messenger to friends who thought the line between … Continue reading Naked for the ‘gram?

#CoupleGoals

DISCLAIMER: I am single and have been for like a hundred years. My hobbies, next to eating include: posting on my Instagram, ranting, scrolling through my feed and involuntarily seventh wheeling. PRO TIP: The best way to third wheel is to take the photographs that way you don’t have to hold the umbrella. It’s crazy how much happier a relationship seems in front of a … Continue reading #CoupleGoals

Poontang 101

Coochie, poon, hoohah, cherry, nana, Pandora’s box, pole hole, pink portal, cookie, cock sock, snatch, pussy, twat, holy grail, Nortorious V.A.G., no-no square, call it what you may but I think you have already guessed that we are going to say hello to my little friend, the vagina. In the day and age where sex happening everywher and as frequently as Diddy is poppin’ bottles … Continue reading Poontang 101

Growing up seems fun until it happens

From birth the aim if the game is to grow up. Yet I think we’re made to grow up too quickly. How often does one hear “too young to have sex” “too young to be in love” “too young to know that” “too young to be gay” “too young too drink” yet people make sex, drinking, partying, knowledge of particular “things” the standard of “adulthood” … Continue reading Growing up seems fun until it happens

“Getting brain in the library because I love knowledge.” – Kanye West

Sex! Mm… I would like to believe that every person that is sexually active wants to engage in pleasurable sex. It is a given that every individual has their preferences thus making every sexual encounter a unique one. With experience comes a degree of sexual confidence and when coupled with communication will more than likely lead to great sex. However, the aspect of performance comes … Continue reading “Getting brain in the library because I love knowledge.” – Kanye West